Aaron Hernandez. Technically not guilty is the second best kind of not guilty.

Penn State. Hoping to squirm out of the death penalty when you know you shouldn’t. Do not wear Baylor.

Marvin Harrison / Ray Lewis

Yet more evidence that David Ferrara is NOT an elite convict.

I asked Diana Moskowitz the below question, and received a well thought out, if sadly non-actionable response.

MMA fans are desperate that their latest, greatest hope for legitimacy is about to get his ass kicked by an old boxer.

You are aware that boxers are commonly referred to as “fighters” and a boxing match is typically referred to as a “fight,” correct? And even technical or defensive boxers are known as “technical fighters” or “defensive fighters.” And he’s 49-0. If Laura had called him one of the greatest knockout artists or sluggers,…

Trying to resurrect his career in Dallas?

Yeah, it’s pretty much just an examination. And I’d pump the brakes vigorously on calling Ainge “one of the best GMs ever”—and I’m a Celtics fan. He’s been good. Very good, even. But I think Ainge’s current campaign to make the Celts into contenders has changed form and run into a few snags along the way, no time more…

OK, but it’s really not a takedown.

whatever man I just found out there is a team in Thailand with a player named Xisco and another with the last name Thongsong which is so close to perfection

Damn you Nottingham for not noting the transfer fee, ruining my hope of making a solid Cum Dog Millionaire post.

In free agency Blake Bortles would be picked up within a week for $15 million a year. Colin Kaepernick would still be waiting by the phone.

“The fuck did I do!?”

As a Philadelphia sports fan:

Yet again the biggest shit heel team wins off of shitty calls.

The AFC is currently planning disciplinary action against the Iraqi Football Federation

And that’s why FIFA should ban the Iraqi National Team.