Since October is the tenth month of the calendar year, and a 10 looks tantalizingly similar to a skinny woman standing next to a fat chick, we are going to allow every skinny woman free entry if she brings a ticket-buying fat chick.

Say no more, mon amour!

“You know what I like.”

Both Ryan brothers are married.

Could be the last decent block we get from a Jet in 2017...

If you’d just said “I don’t like him because he is black,” you could have saved yourself a lot of words.

Yeah, I don’t think the article did a great job of explaining this. Normally the “day of absence” involved only minorities. This year one of the advisors decided to flip it and wanted white students and professors to stay home instead.

During the summer and a week before my wife and I moved to Dallas, my brother, sister, and I attended the El Paso Texas Showdown Tattoo Festival

Not pictured: LaVar Bear, in the background yelling at Lonzo Bear, LiAngelo Bear and LaMelo Bear. “Where are your damned shoes?!?”

That sentence has sold a whole hell of a lot of SF-branded fleece pullovers to tourists over the years.

Fuck this guy for using NYA as the abbreviation instead of NYY

“Can we really actually prove it was white guys who did this? I mean, like, was it even really racist? Was it any more racist than anything that happens in any other city, and definitely wouldn’t happen in Boston? You gotta ask yourself, you know, because the blacks...you know, the black people, they will do anything…

Right. I get that he has a viewpoint here and that’s great and all…

Fuck the Pens.

And noted shithead Corey Perry just ended it. Fuck.

“Baeurele said that if they somehow took ownership of the stadium, they’d consider evicting the Ravens and installing a soccer team. But he doesn’t expect the process to go that far.”

Karlsson won the Norris twice including once (some would say twice) when Nashville’s (at the time) Shea Weber should’ve won it.

Clark’s sincerity could not melt steel beams.

Travel into the the comments section any STL news site that posted this story. Get a load of the the dumb mouth breathing rubes who now “don’t feel safe” going to Cardinals games or wish they could pack heat inside a stadium.