This is jalopnik damnit, not CNN or jezebel. If anyone would jump at the chance to use “shooting brake” in a title it would be here. Come on Justin, do you even car geek bro?

Freddy pivoted to video

“I’ll sYc for $75,000. Brandt can’t watch or he has to pay a hundred.”

Eh, I disagree. He had already given the front-row kid a ball, and so he gave this ball to another kid who (presumably) hadn’t gotten one. That seems to me like the good and just thing to do.

That’s a lada paper

Dude, you painted a parking garage. It’s in public, it’s going to be in pictures ‘n stuff. Stop thirsting so hard for the money. If you wanted money, you shouldn’t have picked anything with ‘artist’ in the title.

Hate this shit. Back in the day graffiti writers were excited when their work got up in films or whatever. Now you got these “street artists” commissioned and paid to do work in public spaces who then feel like they own the copyright to that public space.

This isn't a hot take. This is just right.

The oil starvation should occur well before it get’s up on two wheels.

I’m amazed it didn’t need service by the :47 mark.

Also, any purchase comes free with:

I really hope they bring it back as a crossover. 

Chevy made a Lexus RX and called it a Blazer.

-said no PR firm ever

Ditch the wing and front splitter. Those don’t go with the hot rod theme. Other than that it looks pretty cool.

If your mac and cheese is that color, you need to check the date on your cheese. The only true mac and cheese color is the color of Blue Box Kraft.

How did Audi redesign a car that doesn’t exist yet?

I dunno, I don’t think it’s too bad, with exception for the color. Nice side profile, rear end looks good.

The look on Patrick George’s face knowing his Camaro crash has been knocked down a notch on the list of worst GM street car crashes at Belle Isle:

Also, I’m fucking amazed that these people let cops into their house without a warrant, dug through their own trash to give them evidence, AND provided them with identification so they could check for warrants. The proper response would have been to tell Officer Drug Dog to fuck right off and to then call your lawyer.