Should get better in a few months, I heard they’re widening the tunnel.

That’s because she’s always getting rear ended.

Biggest traffic buildup is the line to my ex-wife’s bedroom.

He’s gonna stick to snorts

He seems way too interesting to ignore though, I’d probably ask if I could camp in their factory and just hang out as long as I don’t get potato chip crumbs over everything. 

Spanish is a nationality, not a race.

If you didn’t have ESPN before, how were you getting NBC Sports? ESPN tends to be included in basic cable packages, heck even most cord cutting services include it in their base setups.

You know, I am fine with American athletes doing whatever they want during the national anthem because they live with the injustices, real and perceived. When a foreign athlete decides to do it, it just seems like an unnecessary stunt.

i think i see an alfa towed into golling in birmingham every other day now.

Understand your point, but I think this is more of “why do we even have these vehicles to begin with?”

Millennial here. Also not too fond of millennials.

I did miss that little bit off to the right. Sorry.

1) That township can piss right off. Seriously, what harm was the collection doing to anybody?

It’s like a pet hoarding situation, things just spiraled out of control and were left that way for more than a decade. If he hadn’t just stuck cars in a field for 15 years he wouldn’t have lost so many dollars and wouldn’t be in an ALL THINGS MUST GO scenario. I feel bad for him, but it’s not like he’s being…

If you have to have the company that made the car you own activate the car so you can drive it, you don’t really own the car.

Sherman burned it first.

I’d say by the before pic with it half buried in sand and salt water that the car was already a total loss before it was run over by a truck.

Cuss all you want in the body of the article, but for the love of God can you stop dropping F bombs in the title of articles, particularly for something that everyone wants to read like The Morning Shift? You are going to get banned by our IT people, and then I’m going to have to work,

ALEX SMITH’S BIG DAY!!!!!!!!!! I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG!!!!!!!