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Should get better in a few months, I heard they’re widening the tunnel.

That’s because she’s always getting rear ended.

Biggest traffic buildup is the line to my ex-wife’s bedroom.

He’s gonna stick to snorts

He seems way too interesting to ignore though, I’d probably ask if I could camp in their factory and just hang out as long as I don’t get potato chip crumbs over everything. 

Spanish is a nationality, not a race.

If you didn’t have ESPN before, how were you getting NBC Sports? ESPN tends to be included in basic cable packages, heck even most cord cutting services include it in their base setups.

You know, I am fine with American athletes doing whatever they want during the national anthem because they live with the injustices, real and perceived. When a foreign athlete decides to do it, it just seems like an unnecessary stunt.

i think i see an alfa towed into golling in birmingham every other day now.

Eh, I don’t want to silence prima donna players making millions of dollars off of a game, but I do have a problem with disrespecting the flag, anthem, and our country. These players have a unique opportunity to bring racism and inequality to the forefront, but they don’t have to disrespect our country in doing so.

Understand your point, but I think this is more of “why do we even have these vehicles to begin with?”

Millennial here. Also not too fond of millennials.

I did miss that little bit off to the right. Sorry.

1) That township can piss right off. Seriously, what harm was the collection doing to anybody?

It’s like a pet hoarding situation, things just spiraled out of control and were left that way for more than a decade. If he hadn’t just stuck cars in a field for 15 years he wouldn’t have lost so many dollars and wouldn’t be in an ALL THINGS MUST GO scenario. I feel bad for him, but it’s not like he’s being

If you have to have the company that made the car you own activate the car so you can drive it, you don’t really own the car.

Sherman burned it first.

We’ve been spoiled by the early days of carrier subsidies making these things look artificially cheap. Smartphones are pocket computers in every way and have always been worth about this much.

Huge difference between jumping on just-out tech, and jumping on just-right tech. Samsung jumps on just about everythign that moves. How many pointless curved TVs (that have been proven to INCREASE and AMPLIFY reflections and cause audio reverberations) are out there JUST because samsung HAD to use their flexible LED