Never let the facts get in the way of a joke. Seriously, have you EVER seen a priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar? No! But you play along for the joke, which has a good chance of being super offensive.

Optional backseat bongo drums

“The all-new Lincoln Motor Company. You got any weed? It’d be a lot cooler if you did.”

It’s so dangerous to be that close. The Ferrari could burst into flames at any moment.

Since it’s a press car at this point, I doubt they really have it the beans prior to the photo shoot. With that much camber, it looks to me like the left side of both tires are clean and the right is dirty. I bet if really lean this car into a corner, the suspension is designed to stand each tire up ‘straight’ to…

Single-purpose cars always fascinate me.

Has anybody seen Ja Rule?

Well, at least he shades governors The Right Way.

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie showed off his athletic side...

That’s Dan McLaughlin, the Cardinals play-by-play guy for Fox Sports. He’s a treasure.

Sorry for the poor quality, I looked for a better one but couldn’t find it.

Dude, go take your SJW intersectionalism elsewhere.

I wouldn’t have remembered the Envoy existed unless it came crashing through my roof, so I bet GM is behind this somehow.

I’d laugh too if you wanted me to insure your 97 ram for 30k

Came here for pictures of trunk being open, realised fast back doesn’t mean hatchback, left disappointed and confused.

Shouldnt this be over on Jezebel and not The Root?

“Back in my day we used to have to jerk the car off for a good half a minute before launching! None of that fancy button chode business you kids are fiddling with!”

My windshield wipers are dull so I moved to Syria.

Why do Ladas have heated rear windows?

Meanwhile, if this had been Mary Barra, you’d write an article about what a bunch of out of touch shitheads GM are and how stupid they are for alienating potential customers. Then Reddit would make the story go viral, and GM would be inundated with Twitter and email harassment until they kowtowed and gave the guy a…