I've lived in Chicago and now I live in Detroit. Take the worst streets in Chicago and just make the whole city and some of the suburbs out of those. The roads are hands down the my biggest complaint since moving to Michigan.

Green for money, gold for the honeys.

I honestly don't remember the exact age or time but it was early. My first word was airplane. I've just always loved things that go fast and make a lot of noise in the process.

And then fucking Randy Karraker probably got on 101 ESPN in STL and ranted about "well this is the Royals' World Series, this is all they have." like he does when the Royals beat the Cards almost every summer. I grew up in STL, but was raised by a father from KC so I actually cheer for both the Royals and Cardinals…

I had problem with a clunking noise on my Yukon. Sounded like it was the rear suspension. So i took it in to the dealer. They had my car 8 days and replaced every single bushing, spring, shock, mount, etc on the rear end…still made the noise. I got on google and in 10 minutes not only had I figured out what the noise…

My dad owns a body shop that primarily works with dealers. They get a car on trade, off lease, or from the auction and it's got a scrape or a cracked bumper or something, he takes care of it. A couple of years ago, he had a Cadillac dealer bring him a car they had got at the auction in Chicago. It was an Acura TL,…

It's Marty's dad's car after they came back from 1955. Biff is outside waxing it in the driveway.

Except that dealership is right at the 40/70 interchange so he could be on 40 (or 64 or whatever they call it) which certainly doesn't go to the ghetto.

Exactly. I grew up playing a lot of hockey and when I played some goalie, I got ran into, landed on, slashed, had a puck catch me somewhere the pads were thin, etc, but you're wearing extra protection and you're expecting that kind of contact. When you walk up to bat, you're not really thinking about the trip to the…

I had the same thing happen to me. Caught a high fastball in my left eye. It didn't break anything but left about a half inch gash down to the bone under my left eye. I came back two weeks later with a full cage but mentally I was done. Anything high or inside and my first move was to step away from it. It noticeable…

What have been some the differences/similarities you've noticed with Cadillac's current position in the market compared to Infiniti or Audi's positions when you were there? And moving forward, how would you compare Cadillac's outlook to Audi after your first few months on the job there, is Caddy in a better spot going…

I wonder that all of the time. Whoever established cities like Detroit, Minneapolis, Buffalo, etc obviously set up shop before the first winter because nobody in their right mind would wade out into waste deep snow and think, "THIS WORKS!"

Holy shit the comments on the video. Usually YouTube comments just devolve into someone calling someone the "n word" but I laughed so hard I cried reading some of those.

Get ready because that's how everything is headed. My dad's shop has had to replace headlights that are over $2,000 a piece. All of the HID Bi-xenon, LED, etc just means more $$$ when they get broken. And it seems Ford is one of the worst when it comes to allowing their parts to be sold in the aftermarket.

Luckily in this scenario, you could just walk to a bar in Lincoln Park and get hammered…like pretty much everyone did.

You beat me to it. It's so goddamn bad in every way. I used to live just south of the PSB in Soulard and it seemed liked at least a few times a year a semi would take one of the I-55 ramps too fast and overturn backing traffic up even more than usual. And of course the road surface just eats tires and wheels for…

This sounds like you're trying to clean a frat house. Why would anyone want to clean a frat house? Trashing the place is kinda the point.

$575 million? The Rams play downtown EIGHT days a year. There are almost no bars or restaurants around the stadium and the tailgating sucks. The people that do tailgate, don't buy their Busch Light and deli trays downtown. They're buying it out in O'Fallon and Afton and bringing it in, then leaving when the game is…

As a Mizzou alum, we used to have these things fly over at least once a season, with Whiteman being less than two hours away. One year though, it was so hazy and overcast, you couldn't even see it. The crowd just heard it as it flew away. Biggest Mizzou football letdown until the Indiana game this year.

"Sometimes, when I'm bored, I like to go online and read angry customer complaints about used car dealers."

This sounds like something Doug would do.

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YEP.