Well, the Eagles are going to win.

Why YEEEeeeeeeEEEEeeeesh

Philadelphia’s two people short to New England’s five. Maybe these two guys could lend a hand.

He didn’t really, though. If he wanted to be humble, he would have just congratulated the man and left it at that - leave all the shit he’s talked completely out of it. Instead, he took the opportunity to make the whole thing pretty much about himself by bringing up all the awful takes he’s made in the past and…

“Be a good teammate to your fellow HOFer’s”

I’ll give Whitlock this, at least he attempted to be humble.

He punched him three times to see if he’d wake up. He didn’t, so TKO.

Jason Whitlock was never good at football.

He was a really good player who deserves the HOF. He is also the most insufferable buffoon this side of Trump.  

It just kills you, doesn’t it?

Jesus Christ, just thinking about how Ray Lewis is going to bloviate, pontificate, and generally make a giant ass of himself in his speech is going to keep Deadspin rolling in takes for weeks. Can’t wait.

I’m not sure Whitlock would have a problem with that. 

We also would have accepted “pound sand”

“My name is KIIIIIICKKKKKKKK, KICK ROCKKKKSSS. I love that song too.”

Sure, T.O. is a Hall of Famer now, and he owned Jason “Never Met A Black Athlete I Wouldn’t Patronize” Whitlock on social media, but he can’t take away Whitlock’s three-peat performance as the “Beef Brisket Boss” at the Kansas City Annual Competitive Eating Bonanza.

That was Terrebell.

Terrell OWNS morelike.

I still got it. Oh yeah.

This is the PG version of the “Go Fuck Yourself” tweet.

Hopefully he’s sentenced to an hour sharing a cell with Larry Nassar.

The most underrated scary part of the video is the coldness in Steven Adams’ eyes when he decides this is the moment he will kill a man.