Was that filmed with a toaster?

Sounds awesome.

I haven’t been this excited to see a pixelated blue square leap over a red one since the first time I played the Atari 2600.

For all I know, the kid he dunked over could’ve been Bigfoot or one of the guys from the grassy knoll.

He hit 2 in a row.
Hes good.

“Your decision to assault was calculated, precise, devious, despicable,” Aquilina said. “You played on everyone’s vulnerability. I’m not vulnerable.=

Ok.

When you see someone in the greys defending him, you’ll know he is fine and by a computer.

You forgot this gem.

“May God one day grant us all the self-assurance necessary to do whatever the real-life equivalent of joining a 73-win team is, and then proceed to lecture people about not working hard enough.”

“Just a little midget trying to get mad,” Wall said. “I don’t pay him no mind.”

I look forward to LeBron selecting Kyrie as a teammate in the All Star Game, and then whipping pass after pass into the back of his head, and saying “What? I was trying to feed you. You need to get on my page.”

I’m gonna guess...Drew?

At this point, anything that gets the Cavs acting defensively is worth a try, I guess.

If you’re having trouble figuring out how Love eased tensions and unified the team, look no further than the Bible.

Added Emmert, “We are monitoring the situation closely, and I can assure you that if we hear of one of the female victims involved receiving any sort of financial settlement via a civil trial, we are prepared to rule then ineligible for receiving impermissible benefits.”

“Kept a foot on their nut and just kept pushing.”
“Go on...” -Rex Ryan

Hardly the only Oxy Moron in Jacksonville.

No fucking way.

Nope, sorry. I’d even root for the f***ing Cowboys before I root for the Pats at this point. I’d have to violently purge my stomach afterwards, but...