New? The only real answer for a newbie is Tire Rack. 

There’s no reason not to name them now, even if they’re long gone. Pissing on a grave is satisfying (imagine what Orange Shitler’s final resting place would smell like if left unguarded).

How many people did this?

See the court case Finders v Keepers.

By the time I got there even their breakroom was ransacked, so I didn’t even get a Hertz donut.

There is a reason Sears Auto is no longer and this is just one of the reasons:

“...the shop handed me back the key with a dead body.”

Take your damn star! 🤣🤣🤣

This is where the artistic use of sharpies comes into play. They just have to look like real skid marks and stains of various bodily fluids.

Depends on the condition of the underwear. Any skidmark is going to be an issue for a thief. A bloody skidmark, is REALLY going to throw someone off their game.

Nooooo! Kum & Go was the only thing that made the endlessly boring and miserable drives through Iowa enjoyable.

Pentagon Reverse Engineered Non-Human Technology For Decades

Those books already exist.

It’s painfully obvious how Trump won a second time.

I’m way too anxious to run out of gas. I’m almost 70 and never even came close.

For the Odyssey - I am guessing the comment was referring to the original Honda Odyssey, not the wagovan thing...

Karate lion is the best lion.

Ford’s Canada-only marque in the 60's, the Frontenac:

I really liked these on the GM hybrids back in the day, specifically the H with the circuitry.

Low hanging fruit: Alfa Romeo.