This is where the artistic use of sharpies comes into play. They just have to look like real skid marks and stains of various bodily fluids.

Depends on the condition of the underwear. Any skidmark is going to be an issue for a thief. A bloody skidmark, is REALLY going to throw someone off their game.

Nooooo! Kum & Go was the only thing that made the endlessly boring and miserable drives through Iowa enjoyable.

Pentagon Reverse Engineered Non-Human Technology For Decades

Those books already exist.

It’s painfully obvious how Trump won a second time.

I’m way too anxious to run out of gas. I’m almost 70 and never even came close.

For the Odyssey - I am guessing the comment was referring to the original Honda Odyssey, not the wagovan thing...

Karate lion is the best lion.

The 2003-2010 logo doubling as an upside down duck only adds to the charm.

Ford’s Canada-only marque in the 60's, the Frontenac:

I really liked these on the GM hybrids back in the day, specifically the H with the circuitry.

Low hanging fruit: Alfa Romeo.

Honda Odyssey

As much as I despise Chrysler/FCA/Stellantis, I’m bummed the Dart didn’t work out. I thought it was a pretty good looking little car that never got the chance it deserved. A true performance version would have been rad.

You all remember the Pontiac 6000 STE? There was even an AWD version for a short while. And back in the day you could mention this car in the same conversation along with the Audi 5000 and not get laughed out of the room.

Dodge Omni GLH

Re: Reckless Teen Actually Apologizes, great story! I can’t help but assume that everyone else who read this (maybe of a certain age) pictured “Uncle Deadhead” to be Sam Elliot, circa Roadhouse age.

Around here Prius’ are driven just like every other car on the road.  not sure where you’re getting your experience from - but it’s completely at odds with what I’ve seen.

I cannot believe that clown, Popper, got acquitted