Lifehack: Just don’t carry insurance and the car can’t get totaled no matter how badly it deserves it.

Honest answer from an “old.” On the couch, like I did. This will sound totally bizarre but the process was explained to me then I mimed it over and over (“clutch out, gas in...”. Then I bought my first car at 19. A four-speed Fiat 128:

Sometimes, I think the simple answer is the best. I’d be willing to bet the dude probably just didn’t know about the inventory on the lot. There have been a few times I searched around online for a car I was looking for, found it, and then drove to the dealership within 30 minutes to go test drive it.

Didn’t think this was much more then doodad until I got my current car . Now I couldn’t go back .

I refuse to buy a car without some way of hearing audio from my phone, be it music or GPS. This is only really a problem because I buy used. I’m not really into the radio, and having to have my phone volume cranked all the way up, only to have GPS interrupted by an incoming call is such a hassle. Carplay/android auto…

You’re not just sharing batteries with the previous owner. You’re sharing batteries with everyone he has shared with. Ewwww.

“Your honor, my client clearly called it in front of multiple witnesses.”

That was the joke.

You’re right, I guess I’ll stop doing my job because you don’t like it or whatever.

Hey, no hate on liking sedans, but after having owned a CUV now for 2 years, I can say that there’s a reason most reasonable, regular people like them.

It’s really hard to beat BMW M-Parallel wheels. They look even better on an E38 SWB, but I can’t find any pictures that do it justice.

Compomotives:

These on Porsche 944:

i read all the fine print and went in to take advantage of the jeep gladiator 170$ a month lease deal. i knew they wouldnt have any on the lots and it was only for a base model so i ordered it to lock in the deal. the dealership fucked around and never sent in my paperwork until i was 5 miles away 9 weeks later to see…

Don’t expect other drivers to be “courteous” to you because you want to do stupid things. It’s not my problem that you want to make a left out of the gas station at a busy intersection. Make a right like an adult and go around the block. It’s not my problem that you need to be in the left turn lane on a 4 lane road…

Try not to do anything that makes someone else have to put on their brakes.

Hi. I have my degree in this. Allow me to explain...

This is such a banal and stupid right-wing talking point. Talk to WV miners to see if they got all their coal jobs back under Dumpy.

Get a big ol’ Kenworth with an outlandish western scene painted on the trailer. Then use a 77 Trans Am Special Edition to run blocker. Keep in touch via CB to avoid those Smokeys. Then get Eastbound and down.

I remember that cover and this car, and it has popped into my memories quite often over the years. Good times.