I seem to remember seeing a car commercial with a car just driving lazily down the road, but in small print along the bottom of the screen it said “Professional driver on closed course. Do not attempt”.

This is nothing. Comer now has credible evidence that Joe Biden himself did not scrunch down the inner bag, which directly led to half a box of Cheerios becoming stale.

No mention of the tighty whities of the guy wiping the window in that top picture.

A neighbor’s relative had one and would drive it into the neighborhood occasionally. Normal looking guy when standing nowhere near the car, but behind the wheel just looked like a twat who is trying too hard. I know: feature, not a bug.

Around here it’s “I’m gonna buy a Jeep, I’m gonna get a yellow lab, I’m gonna put a bandana around the dog’s neck, and I’m gonna drive around with the top off and my dog riding copilot. Then I’m gonna trade it in on a Rav4.

I thought the same thing as I read down the list of reliability issues. Everything but the seats!

+1 for the Top Gear USA props.  They get a lot of grief being compared to the original, but it was a hell of an entertaining show, and entertainment is what its about.  

Granted, it was merely half that size, but driving across NM one time with 60mph gusting crosswinds we nailed a monster tumbleweed head on in our old Impreza (3 bikes on the roof meant we could barely hit 60 floored in those conditions). The tumbleweed was unavoidable...wasn’t there, then it was. Broke a couple of…

I thought I found a really good deal on one but then this is what arrived...

If I had the cash I’d have a garage full of them

Like you said, perfect on paper. Out of curiosity I checked the local dealer’s site to see what the hybrid AWD version of these are going for. Same price as the hybrid AWD version of the Rav4

Any answer other than yours just seems like entitlement. Game over, we can all go home.

Not the sub 30k Tesla?  That’s fictional.  

Infiniti EX 35? It’s what he likes about his current car but in a smaller, easier to park package.  +/- 300 hp with better power to weight than the FX.  

I just really hate to get gas. I’d rather go to the grocery store than the gas station, at least I feel like I’m walking away with something. With gas, you pay your money and it just gets blown out the tail pipe.

Yeah, getting where you want to go on time and only getting 40 mpg.  That’s gotta suck.

But the white ones look like Belugas!

The locals would have just told you “This road don’t go to Aintry. You done taken a wrong turn”

That I’ve never heard of such a thing makes me proud of my demographic.