The first time I ever went to Tim Horton’s we arrived just after a tour bus full of Italians. I could overhear the tour guide’s spiel and hear the Canadian pride in his voice as he told about the restaurant chain, but at the same time I was watching an Italian kid holding a doughnut with a bite out of it with a…

For a few years it was a ‘69 Mach 1 with a cheap paint job, a 351W in need of rings, and a passenger window that fell off the track if you slammed the door.

I get it. I don’t mind driving longer stints, but saying 2 hrs means we have to stop, pee, walk, whatever.  Plus we’re currently in that sweet spot where our daughter can drive but is still young enough to want to come on trips with us.  Three drivers means one person gets the whole back seat to camp out in.

2 hrs and we switch drivers.  Everyone arrives in a better mood.

I saw that! I wish I would have added the part about the stickered water bottle.

Welcome to Colorado, where the DMV has a form to license your vehicle:

Maybe coulda added Ben Collins in there too. Not a lot of big wins but got some pretty high end/low profile TV appearances, and then being a stunt driver for Bond movies. Ben Collins...All we know is, he’s no longer The Stig

Agreed.  When I saw the QOTD this was the ONLY car ad I could think of.

Infiniti tried to call the FX35 a bionic cheetah, when it was far closer to a whale shark

I believe the Warner Bros trim was the only redeeming feature of the Venture.  

I rented a car at an airport that had a parking garage for their rental cars.  Kind of dark in the garage and I’m unfamiliar with the car and already pissed off from a long day of travel.  I adjust the seat, mirrors are already fine so I drive off to give the person in the kiosk my paperwork so I can go to my hotel. I…

I realized this early on. I never drive past the front of the store (the back where the trucks go is my favorite short cut) and I take the first spot I get to regardless of how far it is from the door. The best is making eye contact with the driver I was stuck behind as I’ve walked nearly to the door and he’s still…

The last sentence is disappointing. 

I don’t understand this website. I jumped into the comments once to make a joke about Chrysler minivans and people jumped in to defend them.

sorcery is best left to sorcerers. 

For most of my adult life each time I had to replace a set of tires it would be a severe impact on my financial well being. I see drifting is the “competitive eating” of the automotive world.

So wrong, so funny!

Kindness of strangers, I guess.  Weird, I know.

Let him stare as you point and laugh at him

Yeah, for whatever reason my set and my brother’s were always partially deflated