I realized this early on. I never drive past the front of the store (the back where the trucks go is my favorite short cut) and I take the first spot I get to regardless of how far it is from the door. The best is making eye contact with the driver I was stuck behind as I’ve walked nearly to the door and he’s still…

The last sentence is disappointing. 

I don’t understand this website. I jumped into the comments once to make a joke about Chrysler minivans and people jumped in to defend them.

sorcery is best left to sorcerers. 

For most of my adult life each time I had to replace a set of tires it would be a severe impact on my financial well being. I see drifting is the “competitive eating” of the automotive world.

So wrong, so funny!

Kindness of strangers, I guess.  Weird, I know.

Let him stare as you point and laugh at him

Yeah, for whatever reason my set and my brother’s were always partially deflated

This is a car I truly love, and I haven’t seen one at all in probably a decade. But if I saw my favorite dish on a menu priced 4X higher than my mental “maximum reasonable price” I sure as hell wouldn’t order it.

White pants and red socks.

I had this realization one time listening to a different JC song, “I’ve Been Everywhere”, where the line goes: “Tocapillo, Baranquilla, and Perdilla, I’m a killer”...is this a song about a serial killer?

I went to college in a fairly small town where it was common to park on residential streets. I’d parked my car about a week previous and when I finally needed to drive it again it was gone; in the time that had passed since I parked they started road construction. There were signs posted that had a phone number, so I…

The affordable one-car-for-every-occasion car

The first time I saw the new Camry tail lights I thought it was a dry-rotted wiper blade (tail lights don’t have wipers) or a piece of bad trim that had fallen off.  

Thinking the same thing. Like he would have been a lot more comfortable doing this in a Corolla. 

The first automotive recall in US history was due to Henry Ford stuffing the Model T seats with Spanish moss.

The Crown showed some gorgeous high-end British cars from the ‘40's through the ‘80's.  Lots of reasons to enjoy the show, but for me it was the cars.

Back in the day when I consumed everything WRC, I thought the coolest car anyone could possibly drive would be a small hatchback with 4wd and a smidge of ground clearance.  Now they’re for grandmas?