sorcery is best left to sorcerers. 

For most of my adult life each time I had to replace a set of tires it would be a severe impact on my financial well being. I see drifting is the “competitive eating” of the automotive world.

So wrong, so funny!

Kindness of strangers, I guess.  Weird, I know.

Let him stare as you point and laugh at him

Yeah, for whatever reason my set and my brother’s were always partially deflated

This is a car I truly love, and I haven’t seen one at all in probably a decade. But if I saw my favorite dish on a menu priced 4X higher than my mental “maximum reasonable price” I sure as hell wouldn’t order it.

White pants and red socks.

I had this realization one time listening to a different JC song, “I’ve Been Everywhere”, where the line goes: “Tocapillo, Baranquilla, and Perdilla, I’m a killer”...is this a song about a serial killer?

I went to college in a fairly small town where it was common to park on residential streets. I’d parked my car about a week previous and when I finally needed to drive it again it was gone; in the time that had passed since I parked they started road construction. There were signs posted that had a phone number, so I…

The affordable one-car-for-every-occasion car

The first time I saw the new Camry tail lights I thought it was a dry-rotted wiper blade (tail lights don’t have wipers) or a piece of bad trim that had fallen off.  

Thinking the same thing. Like he would have been a lot more comfortable doing this in a Corolla. 

The first automotive recall in US history was due to Henry Ford stuffing the Model T seats with Spanish moss.

The Crown showed some gorgeous high-end British cars from the ‘40's through the ‘80's.  Lots of reasons to enjoy the show, but for me it was the cars.

Back in the day when I consumed everything WRC, I thought the coolest car anyone could possibly drive would be a small hatchback with 4wd and a smidge of ground clearance.  Now they’re for grandmas?

“Dogs should not drive”

My French Canadian wife turned me on to this guy, who became an immediate favorite. This song embraces the vibe, though the lyrics are more about freedom via bicycle. I’d met some friends in the mountains for a weekend, but caught a nasty bug and had to leave early. On the way home this song came on, driving through…

My heat only worked in the summer