The words “boss” and “fucking weasel” can be used interchangeably here

I had a boss who drove the same make/model/color Mercedes as his wife.  Then I noticed they also had the same license plates 

The Millennium Falcon has always looked battered 

I always wondered...”Prelude” to what?  Thanks, internet!

So...it’s a tall Mach-e auto?

I’d have to know when to shift by making engine noises with my mouth.  

Isn’t racing trashed road cars YOUR thing?

This is the “velcro shoes” of the automotive world.  CP

Welcome to America.  It’s now pronounced “Pew-gut”

This is why I come to this site.  This is good Jalop.

my ‘12 GTI came with a metal shift knob, and on really hot days I kinda wish it was a plastic golf ball

Don’t ALL gas stations have electricity?  Seems like it would be fairly easy to put in a charging station, and if it got to be popular then put in another.

Mock 1

A friend took me to his garage to show me his new sports car. I had to bite my lip to keep from saying “Oh. It’s a Cobalt”.  But for the $ I kinda get it

I read this as “traumatic brain injury” and thought: “Ha! that’s a good one!”

I’m to the point where crossovers are to me just what cars look like today. Bulging fenders in the ‘50's, 30' of wallow in the ‘70's, and crossovers today. Plus I can get behind the concept of “one car that does it all”, even if handling is the low end of the equation.  

Lexus: “We’ve got the drone concept realized, now who was in charge of the trunk-mounted dash cam and ankle saws?”

Weird. I grew up in WI and the one car I distinctly remember from auto shop class was a Grenada with a manual, because I’d never seen one before. I think its a lot of car for bicycle money, so I voted NP...BUT I feel like I survived this era once and have zero desire to survive it again.

Mine were NOT in this kind of condition, and despite the VW picture having a woman in it, the Mustang worked much better in that aspect.