Mercur.  There’s gotta be one for sale somewhere.

The big takeaway here is there’s at least one Fuego still on the road

I was thinking MazdaSpeed 6, but only because I still see them sometimes, but I’d rather have this GTX

It’s just like riding a bike (except the pedaling is completely different)

Does it come with Grey Poupon?  Or do you have someone arrange for it?

They might have gone with the little ‘arrow/smile’ beneath the headlights.  I don’t know if I’d love or hate that.

I’m confused, were these videos of crash testing or autopilot testing?

I’m most disturbed by the name “Stalker Elementary School” 

I’m gonna make all the kids think the ice cream truck is coming

“Whir Whir!”

Terrible episode of Wheeler Dealers.  Where’s the jaunty test drive?  Where’s the smug satisfaction of a $30 profit?

I didn’t even need to read it to know it was NP. But I read it anyhow, because you’re funny as hell and this column is the highlight of my morning.

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Thanks for this. I loved the show. It was my “drive to go mountain biking” entertainment for years and years.

I HAVE actually wondered about this, but came up with a satisfying answer for myself: “Technological advancements”.

Hello, future self!

I’d take the crying baby.  Babies don’t choose to cry.

Yeah, I don’t believe it really overheated, but $ was so tight I couldn’t afford to take the chance.  And the car I bought instead was a VW type 3 fastback, so I’m happy with how it turned out.  I actually got a ride in a legit Renault 5 a few years ago whilst visiting some friends in Nice.  They’ve got an ‘84 (I…

Thanks, we got lucky. It was bought by an retired couple and kept garaged for years. Marge made custom covers for everything (I know her name was Marge because it was monogrammed on the toilet paper cover). We bought it from the woman who they sold it to; she’d used it for 9 months and then needed cash. We redid the…