They’re getting closer to using my idea for a car name: ⁀⊙﹏☉⁀

Yeah, not a single mountain in Portland.  To get all the way to the mountains, you’d need...what, a car?

Since I’m the last person in the world who loves the Infiniti, I guess its up to me to say it.  She could get a low mile QX 30 that would be twice the car as the HR-V

People won’t bike without a safe infrastructure, and that safe infrastructure won’t be built with nobody riding. So I guess we gotta ride our bikes. Wear a helmet, use a little flashing light, try to make eye contact with drivers, expect the unexpected, and stop doing shit that makes drivers blame you.  

I like your watch analogy because I’ve used it myself. And I live in the desert and hate swimming. But I know why you have that watch...I went through a long stretch where I’d buy a car based on ‘paper’. Meaning I’d narrow the search to one vehicle that had exactly what I need and nothing more. The perfect combination…

My wife cared NOTHING about performance until we got passed going up a mountain pass...by an RV.  The Impreza is gone, she now drives a Forester XT and passes every RV and Impreza she comes across.

“zippy”

“...and look at all the damage to my Jeep!  It was perfect before you hit me!”

My first thought was “Aw, it’s totaled!”.  And then I started laughing, because...well...

So...when you grow up you want to be ‘high maintenance’? 

This is like finding a 99 cent all-you-can-eat shrimp buffet.

I just wish it would quit Stalin

A few years back I rented a car to go from the airport to my parents house, about a three hour drive. My flight got in late and by the time I got to the rental area it was deserted. I started wandering around up and down the aisles, and finally came across one guy who happened to be the guy I needed. He said he was…

I have no idea how that guy could see, it was like I was trying to outrun the sun.  Years ago my low-beams both failed and left me with just my brights in a snowstorm.  It was like driving inside a screen saver.

I had some jackass drive up behind me on a 2 lane highway with these lights blazing (only one light, not a stack of them) in a BLIZZARD. I was going the speed limit, he was going 30% faster. 30 minutes later when I arrived at my turn I still hadn’t seen him crumpled up in a ditch. Proof there is no such thing as karma.

Yeah, but how many sweaters would you have to take off to power a Tesla?

How about an in-depth write-up of the Mach 5?  And more big car jumps of all sorts, please. 

Bad back from driving an Abarth through Italy? 😐  In other news, I like this Mini a lot.  

That can be said about sooo many cars.