The reason he cancelled his trip was a death in his family, so I would have been a total insensitive tool to tell him about it. So yeah, I told him.

My boss had told me he’d never be caught dead in a PT Cruiser. Shortly thereafter he sent me away on a business trip to LA and he planned to join me after two days, so he instructed me to rent a car for the both of us to share. I rented the PT Cruiser just to piss him off, but he ended up cancelling his trip so I got…

Not sure if this experience is typical, but a few years ago we leased an Outback. It was a 2008, and the retail on it new was somewhere in the neighborhood of 24k. After the lease was up and we swapped it for another, I saw our old Outback on the lot as a CPO...priced at 24k. Exactly the same amount as new three years…

Chevrolet Sprint = Recreational Vehicle

For this instant I feel everything is right with the world.

In a car made of batteries that does 0-60 in 1.9 seconds, safety is superfluous. There’s no point in even trying.

My car has a heads-up rearview mirror and dual overhead sun visors

I call them “the cars I couldn’t wait to unload a decade ago but now wish I would have kept”

Its not a GTI witout the Detroit wheels. Ok, I’m kidding, this is pretty cool.

When I was in fourth grade I loved Robinson Crusoe. I read it, re-read it, skipped recess to read it...maybe like 12 times that year. And then I totally forgot about it until a few years ago when I got a kindle and found I could download the book for free. So I read the original version of it...all billion pages and…

I had a ‘69 Mach 1. One night whilst getting gas a highway patrol Camaro pulls up. The officer was asking about my car...what’s under the hood and how fast it goes.

The groundhog was unarmed.

Looks like a big blue pine cone. I can’t wait until “understated” is back in style.

In France it’s known as the “Up yours”

Midas well join in...

That smashed up Audi Coupe picture hurt my heart

Kind of ugly, but still pretty Falcon cool.

This is good Jalop.

One of these days I’m going to get me one of those.

Wearing the Easter Bunny’s jacket doesn’t seem to make him any more likable.