In a car made of batteries that does 0-60 in 1.9 seconds, safety is superfluous. There’s no point in even trying.

My car has a heads-up rearview mirror and dual overhead sun visors

I call them “the cars I couldn’t wait to unload a decade ago but now wish I would have kept”

Its not a GTI witout the Detroit wheels. Ok, I’m kidding, this is pretty cool.

When I was in fourth grade I loved Robinson Crusoe. I read it, re-read it, skipped recess to read it...maybe like 12 times that year. And then I totally forgot about it until a few years ago when I got a kindle and found I could download the book for free. So I read the original version of it...all billion pages and…

I had a ‘69 Mach 1. One night whilst getting gas a highway patrol Camaro pulls up. The officer was asking about my car...what’s under the hood and how fast it goes.

The groundhog was unarmed.

Looks like a big blue pine cone. I can’t wait until “understated” is back in style.

In France it’s known as the “Up yours”

Midas well join in...

That smashed up Audi Coupe picture hurt my heart

Kind of ugly, but still pretty Falcon cool.

This is good Jalop.

One of these days I’m going to get me one of those.

Wearing the Easter Bunny’s jacket doesn’t seem to make him any more likable.

only marginally related, but you reminded me of a funny story. A friend was riding his bike and at one point passed an empty potato chip bag in the road. A passing car slowed down, a fat lady leaned out the window and yelled “YOU DROPPED YOUR BACKPACK!”. Chip bag....backpack. As if somebody COULD drop their backpack…

If your airbag deploys while making a turn, your hand position was NOT the problem

I was told not to do “jackrabbit starts” because it wastes gas. Fuck that.

Considering the $ is it more fun to drive than 100 used Miatas?

There have been complete YEARS where I’ve dreamed of owning a Corolla, but in all my years I never have. The timing’s been off...all my other car’s repairs have been done and I’ve re-padded the bank account, so by the time I’m ready to buy I was also ready to gamble. A Jetta that’s been parked for most of its life out…