I feel like just cutting off the bottom of the jug would make for a much more efficient scoop.

half a million really isn't that many people

While they're at it they should implement some sort of guide wire so electric cars could drive these special roads without driver input. I think we have sufficient GPS and proximity sensing technology that it wouldn't be too impossible.

I'm amazed this isn't already a thing!

It would fragment the platform

It's so funny that you're having all these discussion topics after implementing this horrible commenting system.

That was fucking awful, and you should feel awful for posting it.

Just fuck off with this commenting system and use Disqus. I know, disqus is glitchy and not fantastic, but it's leagues better than this current bullshit.

Gawker needs to fire its web designers. This is atrocious.

For all we know it could have just been a clinically depressed person, and he had easy roof access since he worked in the building. Doesn't have to be job-related.

Could I be eating them without caring? Cus that's where I'm at. if it tasted good, I give not any shits

Asus makes the G series. There's also the Acer Ethos is you can find one.

I still don't get why Palm scrapped the Foleo, I think it could have been really successful. At the time there was no such thing as a tablet or netbook.

Yeah, I'm not sure why, but I also use bobdole as a password a lot. If sites ask for my email I also use bobdole@gmail.com even though I don't own that account... What is it about Bob Dole?

I'm not saying Apple is going to fail anytime soon. I'm definitely not saying they're not incredibly successful right now. I'm just saying that in the long run they need to be doing more ambitious things then what they've been doing for the past few years. I don't know what that would look like, but I just know that…

>Image clearly says Asus

Any financial advisor will tell you Apple is ridiculously over valued right now. They have a lot of money because they sell high volumes of high margin products. The only reason they sold so many was because iOS was an incredibly revolutionary piece of software, probably the most ambitious thing Apple has ever done.…

They put massive amounts of R+D into the original iPhone, and since then Apple's main achievements have been: add app support to iOS, make a phone-less iPhone (ipod touch) make iOS work on a larger form factor (iPad), and add iOS-like interfaces to OSX. Sure, this has all been done well, with incredible amounts of…

What's Apple going to announce next week? Some bullshit. It's been painfully obvious for about the past year that Apple has no idea wtf it's doing anymore.

...Am I missing something, or wouldn't hydrogen monoxide just be a different way of saying water?