If he’s going to keep getting into half-hearted beefs with opponents

“Cleveland faces the Bills next Sunday” was the first draft of Hemingway’s famous six-word story.

If we can’t bottle-flip, what else will we have to dab about?

Obviously you don’t know anything about knees-iology.

“u really sucks!”

The playoffs have existed for 2 years and half of those years the 1 seeded SEC team lost to a 4 seed in the first round.

It was an obvious first down. Officials got it right. Find something else to complain about.

Can’t fuckin believe it that was my only resolution in 2016 and I blew it with 30 days to go

There’s too many people there for a T-Wolves game

And in an actual game no less.

Ugh. +0.5

I’d say the reaction to a joke that was kinda clever, kinda meh, very harmless is perhaps a reason why Democrats lost the election.

Also, it has been FUCKING RICH to watch SNL act like they have a moral compass or some political insight these last couple of weeks. The sad moralizing at the end of the election and now, “Oh, Democrats lost because they be like, ‘what gender is?’ right!”
This is the show that not only had Trump on but let him fucking…

BAC TO THE FUTURE

God I wish I had such a quality brand. If I could just wake up every single day and speak with a strong brand voice I would finally be happy. If my image matched my calculated and strategic brand voice and identity, my father might finally understand my brand messaging and convert, completely, to MY brand. I would…

Yeah, “America” survived W, but 3000 soldiers invading a country for no reason did not (not to mention roughly 100,000 Iraqis). These choices do matter and they do have serious consequences.

Sensitive.

Thirteen

A number of people have taken me to task, and I owe an apology. Upon rewatching the video, I’ve come to the conclusion that Golden Tate was clearly not being a hot dog.

I’m not sure if anyone heard about this other fun fact. But the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in last year’s NBA Finals. (The Finals is the championship series in professional basketball.)