It’ll probably be a jurisdictional mess. A lot of lawyers are about to be very happy.

I want to warp to November so I can vote this incompetent asshole out of office.

He's clearly going around and kicking the Virus into people. At least that's what the rumor is. 

They were deleting diesel particulate filters and egrs, and DOCs.

It actually gets about the same MPG on the big tires as it does on stock ones, because it changed the gearing and I’m not in boost at 70 anymore. And it still has all of its original smog equipment, including a functional catalyst, and passes an annual emissions test. Also, I haven’t driven it in 4 months, so it’s…

i’ve been here long enough i’d run a whole farewell week, don’t worry. 

I can watch this GIF all goddamn day.

Fuck him straight to hell.

Nor was it intended as one. The ‘80s and ‘90s were rad AF. 

I mean this with all respect and no snark intended: Stop calling it Megxit.

Yeah, I have never heard a story about Tom Hanks being an asshole to anyone.

Hey, mods, the troll traps need cleaning out.  Don’t worry, I don’t charge for my services.

Thinner Jason Whitlock. Game Over you win. Oh they both have issues with hair. One has suddenly enrolled in The Jermaine Jackson Hairplug School of Beauty & Blackification and the other is Professor Emeritus at The LeBron Hairline Reclamation Academy. Yeah I know why ESPN kept his ass over Jemele. The fact that she…

God forgive me, but I hope that means he stops tomorrow.

I don’t get this idea that a 30 hour experience isn’t worth $60 when people regularly spend $20 on a 2 hour movie.

Yes, but dammit, we COOK with it. Let’s see you make all your lovely baked goods, sauces, and mac n cheese dishes without it!

Well, folks: there’s always Peter Pan!

Not showing Song of the South is fine. The movie is boring as all get out outside of a few musical numbers.

Splinter was a damn good website.

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