Get in line. The Browns owe everyone an apology.

Did you notice how he shifted his beer to his left hand before he came in with that right hook?

"Things did not work out so well for the dude in the Colin Kaepernick jersey."

RG3 is proof that the world is a shitty place. In a just world, he would have to almost any other organization, been paired with a good head coach and coordinator, and had a very productive fifteen career. Instead, he gets two petty coaches in three years and a shitty, clueless owner and this marvelous clusterfuck of…

2 minutes for embellishment

"It's hard to imagine any team picking him up this late in the season, or ever again for that matter."

If Daniel Snyder was clicking on Deadspin articles, he'd have shot himself by now.

Daniel Snyder: [clicks on Deadspin article]

"leaked"

"Thirty more owners can come in, and nothing will change."

Rule Of God — vegsmashed

Until the Steelers game, the Jets had been doing a spectacular Owen Hart.

What does it say about a "bad" 6-3 Browns team taking a 5-3-1 Bengals team to the woodshed? On the road? On national television?

Meanwhile, Russillo compared SVP to Skip Bayless a little while ago and SVP was genuinely pissed.

But hey - I'm just a guy who can't evolve, right?

Seriously, the Lakers have not been this entertaining since the Shaq years. The Twilight of Kobe is like Kurtz waiting at the end of the Nung River. Carlos Boozer is the water buffalo.

Colleagues of mine live in Geneva. On Sunday nights they used to invite me to their Pol Pot Luck dinners.

My stepdad, for one, is super excited to hear about a Mexican losing his job to a middle-aged white guy.