No one has a more fully armed and operational legal division, than Disney.

DIIIIIOOOOOOOOOO...field.

Wouldn’t be a Square game without a Bahamut. 

As someone who lives with it every day, I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. Naturally or artificially. 

WHAT? NO GIR?

“Your honor, permission to treat the Kotaku as hostile?”

Tim comes out of Alabama. He knows a “y’all” or two, he just didn’t GAF about this schulb’s email. 

Why...whatever do you mean? (Ok, so game adjecent.)

Get. Fucked.

I appreciate when folks take the time to put some snappy music in.

I was waiting for Karen to pull out her phone and call 911 to report a bbq...of her own ass.

Corrected Translation: “We are wholly owned by a Chinese entity and therefore beholden to their wishes and that of the Chinese Government.”

I grew up with that garbage scow of a human being as a local politician. People then “found common ground” with him in the most nauseating ways.

They are a hell of a lot of fun and supremely nice to boot.

Is that...Ice-T as a teddy bear?

When you take Citizens United to the extreme.

Well if there is one game that can lead to bloodshed and violence most grand, it would be Catan.

Well if there is one game that can lead to bloodshed and violence most grand, it would be Catan.

You magnificent bastard.

This is good Kinja.

We all saw what Ororo did to Cyclops sans powers, this was just a retelling of that classic Clairmont comic for the kids of today. #mohawkroroisbestroro