They found it!

Nope! A big NOPE at this price.

Filthy engine bay, suspiciously replaced gearbox, and a big ol’ subwoofer in the back? Poorly maintained bro mobile. Crack pipe.

Cadillac can make a fortune if they restart production of the XLR taillights.

“Trucks should cost more than cars...” Funny how things have changed in my lifetime. Cars used to be the symbols of status, success, power, while trucks were seen as bare-bones tools of the lower classes.

This is not a 1/2 ton pickup.

“I despise, as much as the next guy, those assholes who drive around with their light bars on all the time, blinding everyone. Those people suck.”

“What’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?”

Seller gives more info for a $2400 car than most sellers give for a $24,000 car. For that reason alone, NP. 

Throw him into quarantine with people who actually have the Coronavirus.

I’m usually not one for “performance art”, but where can I get a ticket?

I’d almost certainly stop and talk to you about it. Probably at a gas station. ;)

Two points:

Wait, so you are mad that now everyone does what you do? Classic.

Here’s an easier way: Fire up a laptop with several hundred instances of Anbox running. Google Maps doesn’t know the difference between a real android, and one built with software.

Cue rich guys hiring little red wagons full of phones to make their commute easier.

Maybe the suppliers really are making deliveries, but leaving them out on the front lawn instead of ringing the doorbell or leaving them on the porch.

Wait...  that wasn’t David’s backyard?