E46 BMW’s too.

A mall parking lot?

I think the problem isn’t just ‘needing a computer’. If I remember right, it’s like dealer only diagnostic tools with cars. It’s that it has to be a Deere authorized mechanic with a proprietary set of hardware that they won’t sell you, and you can’t just use any old laptop.

Yeah, here’s a quote from one of the earlier…

This is Jalopnik, more than a few nutters here that would sleep in the garage or move a car to their bedroom without a second thought.

Oh stfu... get out of here with that crap. Tesla has nothing on the Challenger no matter how fast it gets. The Model S is an appliance, not a muscle car. Sound is very important to muscle car fans, and a Tesla will never be able to replicate the glorious sound of a V8. Not even with speakers. It’s simply not. the. same…

Ghosn in 60 seconds!

Lol.

If you are trying to buy a new or used manual from the dealer, “No these are really in demand so it commands a premium price. There are people waiting in line for this!”. Selling or trading in a manual to a dealer, “Nobody wants these. It will sit on the lot and be impossible to sell”.

1st- What happened to drive free or die? If people want SUVs let them have them.

Wish I could star this more. When I was 20 something, a rental was an excuse to play. But I didn’t get many business trips because I was a junior dude. I travel more now now that I am a more senior guy. I drive a rental like I do my private car. Maybe a bit slower since I am unfamiliar with the car and where I am…

That paper floor mat says “I just got some bad news, time to unload this turkey.”

Murphy nearly single-handedly saved SNL when he was fucking nineteen years old.  He wasn’t “given” shit.

By ‘pull the trigger’ I hope you mean shooting it in its engine block.

I’ve been holding off on that Dodge Journey purchase, but it looks like now is the time to pull the trigger on that gem. Thank you Santa.

“Brooklyn, NY" is shorthand for "one million idling hours" 

Redundant theft deterrent systems spotted.  

Is this you?

You must have returned a car in Oakland CA ?

Everything about the Denver airport is brutal.

In your defense, you still have your van.