The dodge trucks are up because everybody jacked the price of square body c10s to five figures. 

but you can just haul the 8x4 sheets of plywood with the tailgate down. why does the tailgate need to close? 

So, Thursday afternoons at Elon’s?

No that involved the high voltage battery, alligator clips and genitals

Imagine that? Shady BS company does shady BS stuff...oh wait, someone is knocking at my door. I’ll be right back, maybe!

FWD cars can do epic donuts. You just have to do them in reverse. BTDT as a dumbass teenager in an ‘82 Subaru.

Bentley needs to be more like Koenigsegg and build a car that’s so slow it only needs a one-speed transmission. Very irresponsible.

It looks like something that got made to camouflage a drive train for testing. Like they told some shop tech to use leftover sheet metal to create a shell to hide the interior. 

Broken down and stranded just like X

Can anyone explain what good Elon did/does on the factory floor, sleeping or awake? This dude wouldn’t know which end of a hammer to hold, and if he had a toolbox, it would be all 10mm sockets.

“Jim Morrison said a monthly payment on Jeep’s Wrangler 4xe…can be as low as $399”.

Is the No Fun League in charge of the rules?

Tesla Model S

Worse than a Journey? Fucking hell. The sound would be enough to drive me nuts. When I’m next to a lifted one on the parkway (which is all the time!) it’s super annoying. I couldn’t imagine driving the thing regularly.

“Workers secured the bridge to ensure it’s safe for traffic to pass under.”

Wranglers. Specifically lifted and angry eyed ones that blind me every goddamn day. It’s so common it’s almost like this is how they’re all sold on Long Island.

Trying to hide the “bent” in this Bentley, apparently.

But does that one disappear once the magical babe me and Wyatt conjured up leaves?

The Mondial is how I picture my effort would end up if I had to design a Ferrari.

I want a bike but I would kill myself. I just know how I am.