I thought this was going to be how Michigan usually eats honda accords...

They were given no days off,

Why? Season already had a happy ending.

There aren’t many clean ones left at all. These last forever. When the apocalypse subsides, there will be nothing left running but Land Cruisers, 4 Runners, Acura Legends, Assorted Lexus (Lexii?) from the mid 90's, and because the almighty has a sense of humor, a random Maserati Biturbo. 

Much more doable for you than getting that postal thing back on the road.

New Balance dad shoes are amazingly comfortable.  I’ve got a pair to wear around the house.  My kids make fun of me when they see me wear them.  Don’t care, my feet feel great!

The seller neglects to give us the mileage,

Opinions and assholes have something in common.

I’m sure there’s a ton of it in the carpet.

It literally took the recyclable bits of every Luv truck ever made to have enough salvageable metal to make a single 14.5 oz soup can. I don’t want the soup from that can.

“Rays! Padres! It’s October baseball!”

Thank God I live in NY...

it’s probably okay

... and alert every EMS unit from Michigan to Utah.

Gotta love a project where the body is holding the frame together

This thing is turning into the Jeep of Theseus.

You know how offroading guys like their disconnecting sway bars? David is one-upping them and just having the frame completely detach from everything it’s supposed to be attached to.

That is not a frame - that is abstract art.  The only way that Jeep is going to Moab is if you sandblast off everything that isn’t rust and carry what remains in a bucket.

On the plus side..... The flex on this thing is going to be off the charts.