Inference of the day - his mom bangs racists. 

Sports cars??? One of my Air Force pilot uncles had one of these turds new. Yup, very fast in a straight line, for the day. Turns? Weeeellll. Stopping? Well, it goes really fast in a straight line. I guess it was well-engineered, he didn’t manage to blow it up like the ‘86 Monte Carlo SS it replaced. And he drove it…

“Would it be mandatory to wrestle other Congressmen?” - Dennis Hastert, eyeing some of the newest additions to the Congressional Page program.

It’s Wisconsin. That something in the water is beer-cheese soup.

If it was up to me, this is how they would resolve things in congress 

I hope it has 8 miles on it because the owner is a big Eminem fan.

I hate Illinois Nazis

For $1000, I was there!

The Maroon 5 halftime show of vans. 

That shore is a big crack!

Looks like the experts were right when they said Hunt would never play another meaningful game in the NFL.

Whenever I see something like this, I start to wonder about the seller, and this is why I like Facebook Marketplace way more than Craigslist. You can click through to the seller’s profile page, snoop through their photos a little bit, etc.

congrats to Splinter for bringing this to light, showing once again that sunlight is the best way to combat Ricketts

As a former TV news producer, I can attest that this is the way local TV management thinks.  Relatedly, no one watches local TV news anymore.

I would like to purchase a beverage for this young man

RUSSIAN MACHINE NEVER BREAK

Depends on what you are into... 

Sigh.  My Dodge Journey never makes this list.  I thought that car salesman was full of sh!t when he said I’d still have negative equity even if I had title-in-hand, but maybe he was just being...honest?

“People like to make “homage” SS cars out of regular models, and Chevy’s official take on a Malibu SS didn’t even happen until after the model had gone front-wheel drive and rental car anonymous”

Rudder comes stuck hard to port.