I prefer Christopher Cross’s later works.

Goddamn you.

Holy shit man, I hope you saved some pussy for the rest of us.  

Make sure to enjoy Sailing by Christopher Cross as you pass the federal government’s failed attempt at keeping us at 55 mph. 

American Airlines: In the event of a delay, you’re entitled to being punched in the face and the back of your head by an American Airlines flight attendant.

DON’T JUDGE UNTIL YOU WATCH THE FULL VIDEO DURHHH

1. Puts on supercharger and high compression pistons on a motor known for head gasket issues

*Someone else’s project.

Joying?

The only person who saw all this coming was Tony Romo. 

They always went to Kenosha when they did anything. It was like their Mt. Pilot.

You’d have to ask Drew Bris

Nah, that’s just your AMD CPU.

I’m deriving so much utility from calling him out for being a douche canoe.

You should fine him for making such a poor comment. He probably made some equally poor comments over the years, and deserves a retroactive fine.

Is there like a Worst Comment of The Day that I can nominate the above for? 

If we’re talking about smugglers crossing the desert in unbelievable vehicles, I’m pretty sure he’s referring to this:

Michigan is the best at being the worst. Suck it, Florida.

so this is also what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps

If those are inches, I’ve got a 10 ft dick.