For years now, CarMax has been treating both buyers and sellers like children. Sale prices too high, but non-negotiable. Buying prices too low, and also never budge on those.

“Jeah, that’s the guy!” -Ryan Lochte

She certainly didn't phone in that performance.

Wide right.

Seriously? You care that some dumbshit who doesn't know anything about trucks doesn't know about your truck? 

Would you prefer a Hummer?

Hey, it’s less than a 1994 Toyota Supra.

Same reason Jake and Elwood Blues had a chicken wire screen in front of them when they sang at Bob’s Country Bunker.

Probably a sound thing,

Too hard, I’ll just use my Razr flip phone, at night, in the rain. No lowballers.

$60k exotic with a vinyl wrap, NY plates, listed on a NJ Craigslist, and pictures taken in a strip mall?

His pregnant wife would have told him not to waste beer while she handed him a battery.

Lucky the game was in Washington. If it were in Philly, the kid would’ve thrown his beer in Sudfeld’s face.

To be fair, the streak of Lions head coaches who never worked in the NFL again is approaching double digits. So in the words of a Boston icon:

4 minutes of rocking back and forth to gain the momentum to stand up out of bed.

I enjoyed this trailer, when does the movie come out?

More than 750 flights in and out of Britain’s Gatwick airport have been disrupted or cancelled due to the frequent presence of drone flights over the airport

I’m sorry Steve. I have a Datsun 710 and a classic Mini Cooper if you are interested in either. I’m in San Jose as well. 

Respectfully, I think you’re going about this the wrong way:

“You can easily grab 3 of your buddies, pull it off, and store it in your yard...”