Oh, and you are defending PT Cruisers here. You are either the most committed internet troll ever or in an insane asylum and you’ve killed the staff and using the computer at the nurses station.

That’s like buying stock in Enron.  

“Also the torch isn’t lit anymore, but if you’re handy you can get it going again. My loss, your gain.”

“I lit $4000 on fire, and now I’d like to pass the torch”

While this may be the nicest looking PT Cruiser I have seen, I made an even nicer one today between my morning coffee and my shower.

CP Cruiser

Gee, isn’t it just great that strangers are so forthcoming with their unsolicited opinions?

Wow, Zodiac Motherfucker is surprisingly readable when he’s not writing in ALL CAPS

You should know what you’re getting.

No pictures of the engine compartment, interior, bed, or undercarriage...also, doesn’t say much of anything other than “Schedule an appointment. Going to sell fast.”

It IS a turbo. Reading is one of those essential life things . . .

See if he'll swap for the baby.

Or how about the North Korean supergroup Moranbong Band and their hit “Let’s Study”?

This is the chance the Spin Doctors have been waiting for!

Yeah, three is about my limit too.

To be fair, how was that guy supposed to know someone there was actually coaching the Nets.

You seem like a real asshole. 

Nailed it!

Do they have to give the money back?

That’s a Lada nails.