I’ve never seen one of these on the road, and I’m okay with that. 

For every Pats road game I really hope the people in charge of the stadium music fire up Billy Squier’s “The Stroke.”

If you had the time and space you could part this thing out and make some decent money.  Plus it would spare anyone having to see it on the road. 

Meh, didn’t call bank shot. 

This might be the cleanest engine of any 200k mile car I’ve ever seen.

“Pontiac didn’t make a GTO wagon, bro” is what you’re bound to hear from meatheads at Cars and Coffee or pretty much anywhere else. That shit would get old pretty quick. CP.

The plaid seats alone make this car worth the price. They look like one of Herb Tarlek’s suits.

...to a life spent in the garage when not out exercising its twin-turbo mill.

Ah, the Corvette Lifestyle.™ Those are the same dumbfucks that wear jorts, straw hats, stupid Hawaiian shirts and New Balance dad shoes.

But it has a 1500 Memphis stereo amp! Priorities man, priorities.

I wonder witch person was able to hunt this down?

I have two dogs and would never own this car. CP

My first new car was a ‘96 Cutlass Supreme coupe.  I found some old paperwork from it not too long ago and checked the VIN to see if it was still around. It is alive and well in North Carolina, with 270,000 miles on it. Unreal. 

Asking 50 grand for a truck and takes 5 shitty pictures for the ad. CP

I had a Quad 4 in my ‘89 Grand Am SE. All I can say is that engine is one of the biggest pieces of shit I’ve ever had the displeasure of owning. They were prone to head gasket failure, and mine crapped out at 48,000 miles. There was so much white smoke behind me I looked like a fucking skywriter. It warped the…

Interior 10*

I can still hear the tv ads for the Astro: “Chevy! Chevy! Astro! Astro!

Damn man, that is crazy! 50 hours of labor to do the wiring?

I agree. You don’t hear about a car getting totaled by gunshots everyday. 

Accordless drill