No mileage=no dice. CP. 

In other news: sales of jorts, Hawaiian shirts and New Balance dad shoes are at record lows.

Wait, so if it’s a “twin dual cam” does that mean it has 4 cams?

“Where’s Madison Bumgarner?”

Let everyone know when you’re on the road so we can be sure to stay home. 

I figured all Chevy LUV’s were turned into soup cans ages ago. Somehow this one escaped the crusher. They were massive shitboxes. No-brainer CP.

Comes out of hibernation for a few days, and now heads back into some collectors cave. Too bad it was never used as intended. 

Looks like a decent start if you had the time and money to do a restomod. It’s shocking how many restomods go north of 100K at the auctions. 

I had one of these (1998) as a work vehicle. I can honestly say I’ve never, ever driven a bigger shitpile of a vehicle in my life. It broke down on me more times than I can remember (3 times on the Eisenhower Expressway in Chicago.) When it did run the electrical problems were insane. Remember the door ajar chime on…

A dozen pictures in the ad and not one of the engine or the underside. Also no closeups to show the paint condition. But 4 shots of the rear seat though! 270K miles on a 18-year-0ld vehicle?  Don’t care who made it, CP all day. 

I agree

Don’t screw around with nasty ass chemicals. If you want to remove paint use this BAMF

Old pickup prices are going through the roof now. The short bed and 4x4 also raises the $$$ even more (thanks Barrett Jackson!) No A/C is a big minus (although Vintage Air can be added.)  I also want to know what’s hiding under that pep boys chrome around the wheel arches. This is juuuuust barely into CP territory for…

I had one as a rental once. Getting hit in the balls is more pleasant than driving one of these.

It’s a 305 4bbl based on the VIN from this old ad. CP all day long. 

If this doesn’t get COTD then there is no justice in the world. 

If you can find a running/driving ‘86 Chevette it would indeed be historical. 

GODDAMN THIS HOT TAKE HAS MELTED MY COMPUTER YOU OWE ME A NEW CPU DOPAMINEFIEND

Scary thing is you could have said Trump tweeted this an hour ago and I would have believed it. 

From the ad: