From the ad:

free tickets and parking pass

A simple “fuck you” usually shuts them up. 

Call me crazy, but I actually like the “red equals sign” on the ‘70.  

That poor, poor Momo steering wheel. I’m sure it fought the good fight, but in the end just couldn’t survive. 

They really did tame the spoiler down for the later models. Too bad.  The slushbox is a disappointment but I still give it a (barely) NP. 

I grew up outside of Ann Arbor and they were called party stores. I’ve used that term in Chicago and people wonder what the hell I’m talking about. 

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.  In this case I don’t think a 12-pack will cut it, or even a 1/4 barrel. CP on this fugmobile. 

That ticket taker sounds like the king asshole of the universe! If I saw your old Buick heading my way I’d wave you on through for free. That car is some serious Detroit awesomeness. 

New Palace Bakery for the best paczki.  Yum.   

For a grand or two more you can find these all day long with far less miles. Not digging the wheel selection either. CP

Big money, high miles and front drive? If it’s an Audi it’s gotta have Quattro. Looks like the owner is taking it to FLA with him. Huge CP.

I’d go full Hank Moody and just drive the west coast in a 911. 

I still see Wells Fargo ads on tv.  Fuck those assholes. 

Every time I see an offer from GM like this the Corvette isn’t included. Too low volume I suppose. 

Putting a picture in your ad of the car broken down along a road isn’t a good idea

Not damage. Patina.  

S4 Avant

For 50 large that thing should be museum quality. I like that it’s been driven, but that price is too rich for me. CP.