So what? Is there a mercy rule in HS football?

I guess the PGA likes to beat the Bishop.

Perfect opportunity for an onside kick, I'd say.

FAMINE HER RIGHT IN THE POTATO!

Reminds me of an old joke from the '80s: What do the Detroit Tigers and old ladies have in common?

Is it bad to wish a career-ending injury on this asshole?

Hearing this makes me really miss MTV's Beavis and Butthead "Butt Bowl" episodes.

Oklahoma Joe's ribs, or nothing at all!

I thought the only thing to do in East Lansing was burn couches.

Yet another reason Illinois sucks ass.

Ok, I found the real list: C2,C7,C5,C6,C1,C4,C3

To be a lot like Chicago it would have to be full of bullet holes.

I'd also get that smashed if I had to officiate a NFC East game.

Damn, even Tom Brady lied on his resume. Polo Fields Golf and Country Club is in Ann Arbor, not Jackson.

If you're going to take amphetamines then at least make it worth your while and bat your weight.

Sort of makes me wish the Lions had Pacman Jones on the roster.

Is Gary Moeller off of his meds or something?