I miss the old Mike Tyson that didn't have to resort to cursing but only wanted to eat your children.

"HEY, IT'S ENRICO PALLAZZO!"

Keep Pam. Shitcan Siragusa.

I drove one for work back in the day. It was a shitbox then, and I would imagine it's even shittier now. Rob Ford CP on this one.

Is that his weight, or his career passer rating?

Beautiful Tampa picture. Too bad their shithole stadium is in shithole St. Petersburg.

A/C= No Jacket Required

Pujols: makes Miguel Cabrera look like Usain Bolt.

With that crack the safer play would have been a Liberty Bell tat instead.

Back when Letterman was actually funny:

Wouldn't he have to be bald to be called Brazilian?

That raised the Sox batting average from .249 to .251

Q: Why do pigeons fly upside down over Tropicana Field?

I think it needs to be chopped one more time. In half. And hauled to the crusher.

"Trade me right fucking now!"

Did the guard spill a drink on him or something?

"IT SLIPPED!!!!!!"

Make Gretzky's head bleed!