FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Meh, a Terry Bevington wannabe. Even has the same molestache.

That kid has a bright future in politics.

Would it be asking too much to have him replace his divot?

He'll tell his buddies she just lost her balance and really wanted him.

I miss the old days where Kocur or Probert would beat the ever living shit out of him for pulling that crap.

"You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel..."

Every scout in the NHL is out there tonight, with contracts in their pockets, and they're looking for talent. For winners. OOOOOOOOOH. All my years of publicity. All the fashion shows and radiothons for nothing... They come here tonight... to scout the Chiefs... the toughest team in the Federal League! Not this!…

She should get that stutter checked out.

My quad 4 melted down at 48,000 miles. They had a history of head gasket problems. One of the biggest shit pile engines GM ever created.

Blood pouring out of Gretzky's head still the best...

Was a White Sox. Add a little blood: now a Red Sox.

That's UP, Scotty. UP!

Joe Kocur, where are you when we need you?

I'd like to take my talents to Sochi, but the damn toilet is broken.

Sort of takes the fun out of giving an upper decker...

Maybe a $11 hot chocolate will cheer him up.

I hate it when I butt dial deadspin.

Dammit! I did not realize until now that the Pointer Sisters sang that song.

Anytime you can work "The Electric Company" into a discussion it's a good thing. Awwww yeah...