I went to sleep last night thinking the Marlins really fucked up because everyone else was still reporting that he was alive but in serious condition and some moron working for the Marlins running the scoreboard misheard very sick for dead and came up with that.

But isn't low hanging fruit there so you can pick it and eat it?

Reds have been complete dog shit this year. Except when they play the Pirates. They don't seem to care much about winning when they play other teams, but they sure seem to only care about winning when they play the Pirates this year and the last two seasons as well.

I remember Tuesday night when Greg Brown wasn’t there for a batter or two during that inning. I figured that he went to the can or went to go get a beer or two. I figured most team executives didn’t give a shit what the other teams announcers say about them. Then again, Pirates president Frank Coonelly called up and…

Now that people are saying it will be “hotter than usual”, I bet I shouldn't put away my extra jeans and jackets away yet. A few years ago I saw a local news report where it said that they expect a warmer than usual winter. Broke a lot of record lows that winter.

Gregory Polanco’s was much better.

Hey now, at least he brought home a World Series title in 2003. That’s more than what Bob Nutting, Bob Castellini, Mark Attanasio, Ron Fowler, Charlie and Dick Monfort, Larry and Paul Dolan, Mike Ilitch, Peter Angelos and plenty of other owners haven't done.

Been saying that for years. I went there last summer and I still hated it. It feels run down still. I’m a Pirates fan and my brother in-law is a Cubs fan. We went to Pittsbrugh two years ago and he said that PNC is perfect and that if the Cubs could do something like that, he wouldn’t be too sad if Wrigley went away.

I remember when some idiot multi millionaire tried to get a new stadium in my hometown for the Midwest League team he just bought. He was worth well over $200 million and he wanted the tax payers in this county to pay for his $30 million stadium. The tax increase vote was defeated 2 to 1. At that point the city…

I dated a girl several years ago who was part Native American. I asked her about it and she basically said its a horrible name but not a big deal to her personally. Her dad was also NA and was a Cowboys fan who said that they should change their names to the Red Pussies.

Who cares? The Pirates are a bigger more embarrassing shit show than the Rat Birds.

My wife had a dog who died about six months before we met. Only thing I know about it was that it pooped all over her yard and would destroy the house and poop inside if you left it alone for more than four hours at a time. She said she cried every night for the first week after it died. Then she started to enjoy the…

I read the first few paragraphs about taking pictures of your cats and all the normal cat things they did, just like how my wife and I snapchat each other pictures of our cat. I just wondered where this was going and then you got to the point where you said that you took your cats on your Honeymoon. I decided that's…

And the Penguins still couldn't win. Typical Pittsburgh crap. Pittsburgh just can't win in the playoffs this decade irregardless of the team.

Do you have any idea how men's bodies work?

As a Pirates fan of 28 years who saw the Pirates lose two straight NLCS to the “Fucking God Damned Atlanta Braves”, the Barves being terrible is just so nice. Hopefully in a few years the Cardinals and Giants will join them. And maybe again the Cubs will too.

SMU football was shut down in the 80's because kids took payments. PSU covers up sexual abuse of children and their football program continues like nothing happened.

Pitt and Temple.

Yep. Dipshit is more worried about how the Penguins do than he is about the 7-2 loss against the Cubs. First overall pick. Meanwhile Arrieta was a 5th round pick. Tells you everything you need to know about why the Pirates haven't won a division since 1992.

Mine was just a night out in the local area. Went up north to a small town to have 40 ounce prime ribs. Then went to the casino and saw a rock band for free. Then went to the local strip club and got about five or six free lap dances. Total cost for me $40.