I wanna any bachelor party in Vegas I'd be running like the one in Wolf of Wall Street. Lots of Coke and hookers and then the plane will land in Vegas.

The concept is interesting. But completely fucked up.

I guess choking Harper took it all out of him...

Hopefully he'll be in National Treasure 3 with Nicholas Cage and John Voight.

You’ll be happy to know that next Sunday will feature the Yankees and Red Sox for a change. And Sunday Night Baseball will feature a team from New York, Chicago, Los Angeles or Boston every Sunday through May 29 and likely through June 26th. On July 3rd we get a break with the Marlins and Braves on Sunday Night…

I heard its corked.

Same reason me and others are suspicious about Jake Arreita. One year he’s Charlie Morton, two years later he's Bob Gibson.

I can't want until he blows out his elbow.

Make the class of 2018 great again!

Hasn't lost a start since his last no hitter? Um. Hmmm. http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/NYN/NYN2…

Not about fat shaming. More about the guy being paid millions to be a pro-athlete. He should be able to afford to be in good shape.

I was one of those weird kids who played kickball before baseball as a kid. My first time playing the infield, I threw the ball at a base runner figuring I'd get an out. Nope. But yeah, I think kickball rules would make baseball more fun.

How is saying that they'll come out in dresses tomorrow putting his foot in his mouth?

I disagree with #38. Sure it feels good for the players to win a game, but. For us fans if the management team are a bunch of fucking morons, it’s easy to root against your team in the hopes that you get a better draft pick and that the fucktards in charge are fired before next June’s draft.

And doesn't know what being straight is.

Islamic terrorists hellbent on murder and mayhem aren't as big of a threat to their tax revenue.

I’d rather play that than Depression Quest.

What? They won 95 games. Yeah. They sucked. Never mind that the 2014, 2012 and 2010 Giants never won 95 games. Neither did the 2011 Cardinals, the 2008 Phillies, the 2006 Cardinals, the 2003 Marlins, the 2001 Diamondbacks, the 2000 Yankees, 1997 Marlins, the 1996 Yankees, the 1990 Reds... You get the idea. So yeah.…

They will feel like they're stung by bees when the Pirates win the division and they stay home for the playoffs.

Haha, first thing I did was that I paused it and went to look it up on baseball reference. Not just one hell of a bunt, but one hell of a game. The Tigers went up 1-0 in the 3rd on a walk and then the Yankees pulled Bob Turley at that point. After an error and a walk in the fifth, the Tigers went up 2-0 with a single…