Heartbreaking? Really. It sucks, but it's not heartbreaking. Heartbreaking is seeing my aunt carrying tissues two years after her husbands funeral.

I would love to see him traded to the Pirates, need some bench power.

Yeah, he's going to get all that money. He's not an idiot like that Adam LaRoche...

I thought for sure that Pennsylvania would be Clemente. And that Iowa would be either Favre or Sanberg.

That was classless. I expect more class from an organization like Stanford. If it was the New York Yankees, I doubt they would do something so classless.

I was very disappointed. Not sure if that counts as “butt hurt”.

Real shit storm for Eastern Iowa yesterday. Meanwhile the trailer trash from Iowa State out west moves on.

Even worse, he's still a member of the Brewers.

The day I started football practice freshman year in high school at age 14 I was 5'2. Senior year I was 6'2 where I’ve been since.

I'd rather hang out with the 2015 White Sox.

My uncle is 70 and has a full head of hair. Of course it's white. Used to be dark brown in 1963...

Meh. Iowa’s was better. Go Hawks.

Girl assaulted in the boys locker room? What the fuck is she doing there?

Growing up I had to do farm work with my dad everyday. Now I run the farm.

By 14 years old, kids have heard the “F Bomb” a million times. Not a big deal.

If one of my friends said my kid was “annoying as shit” I’d say “Join the club.”

So women can murder the baby growing inside them, but men can’t choose to use a legal product that only hurts themselves. If I were a chewing ball player, I'd do it and try not to get caught. And I wouldn't pay the fines. I'd wipe my ass with the ticket and flush them down the toilet.

The Cardinal Way.

A connection between football and CTE? That would explain the Redskins new stadium with a moat.

Actually there were over 30,000 at the game, but just go ahead and believe whatever Deadspin tells you to believe.