Because the moron general manager bought in to the bullshit hype about him.

Manziel seems like a Bud Light drinker to me.

In loving memory of the Manziel years in Cleveland:

Anchor makes shit beer anyways so what would they know about it.

Let's get people fired for drinking raw milk! Differences in opinion will not be tolerated!!!

Get rejected? Why play a game for that? I did that in real life plenty of times.

Don’t forget that they made a video that makes women look like a bunch of dopes who have never talked with a man in their entire lives:

You mean Applebee's?

Yeah. Most of my crushes are on youporn.

When I played baseball, I thought about sex. Of course I was a high school kid so I thought about sex all the time.

So don’t watch it.

I’m in my late 30's and I spent my Friday night sleeping. I might watch Fuller House after my weed man hooks me up.

And the agent figured he can get his client a bettter deal next year, which is why the reported one year opt out was a sticking point.

If I was a major league general manager, I would be very wary about giving a player an “opt out”. Especially if I lost a first round draft pick in the process. Now then, if some average bullpen guy or some placeholder position player wanted an opt out after one year and he didn’t cost me a draft pick, I might be…

My mortgage in Iowa for a full house with a yard and a garage and another garage: $660 a month. Read it and weep NYC suckers.

Good move on the Orioles part. No sense in losing a draft pick if the player you’re signing can leave after one year with no guarantee that he’ll be worth a QO. I think with so much money on the line and with several players taking them this winter, teams might start to become hesitant about giving out QO’s...

No. Pretty much every Yankees fan I’ve met has been fairly decent to me. Now Red Sox fans, that’s a different story.

1. No because I would hate if that happened to me.

My sister and her husband had a cat back in the day they couldn’t leave home alone for a weekend so she got lots of five hour car rides between where they lived and where I live. After fifteen minutes in the carrier, they would let her out and she would sit on the ledge next to the rear window and not move even if…

Fuck him for not playing good until he got to the Blue Jays. Fucker.