Glad they didnt film an extra scene with Jyn and Cassian alive on some other planet, the last thing we need is a full year of

“omg, jyn and cassian are rey’s parents!”

The best war films are often statements on propaganda. The most successful propaganda not only relates directly to your life, but gives you enough faith in the cause to die for it. It’s interesting that the actual leaders of the Rebellion were so hesitant to steal the plans...yet, their propaganda worked so well that…

My biggest problem with the film is that they just REALLY overplayed the “Hope” angle in the film. It was near Carebears level of cheese at points, which doesn’t really work great in a movie trying so hard to be dark. Let the hope be implicit, send off Leia’s ship with some of the classic music rising up in the end.

I disagree. I think if the CG was done away with and they used other tricks to keep the dialogue, the theme of hope, through the end it would have been more satisfying. If all you could make out was a young woman hooded in white saying “Hope. We have hope.” HYPERSPACE. Credits. Theater janitors revolt over the amount…

I’ll be the hot take master and say - CGI Tarkin was fucking amazing. A little jarring at first, but really well done. I thought the Leia one wasn’t needed, you could have cut around it but still have the dialogue.

Captain Antilles is not Wedge’s father. They’re not related. Raymus is from Alderaan. Wedge is from Corellia.

That’s one way to thin the bandwagon of tech bros.

When the crowd wants you to go for it on 4th down, you better listen.

Throwing on the one yard line instead of running it for starters

“I respect you and I want to fit in. I want to be one of the guys. Should I do it?”

If smoking was only allowed in R-rated movies, then that would just make it look cooler. Kids love watching R-rated movies. Hell, when I was eleven, my dad showed me Chopper Chicks in Zombietown.

After a penalty it put Buffalo in a third and schlong situation.

Cubs don’t score again and lose the Series at home, so begins the Curse of Murray

Haha Cubs aren’t winning this series

Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

Jay Cutler’s presence improving the watchability of football?

Right? All the people who were there now get to say ‘I watched the hurricane game.’ Which is a hell of a lot cooler than saying ‘I had tickets to the game that was cancelled by the hurricane.’

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oh god suddenly I want Trump to buy the Cleveland Browns SO BAD

When I went to the AFC championship game in 2005 (steelers vs broncos), when the steelers won, Denver fans were so incredibly nice and gracious, saying things like “you guys deserved it” and “we’re glad it’s a team like the steelers”. It was unbelievable, especially after being in Cincinnati the week before, having…