That’s one way to thin the bandwagon of tech bros.

When the crowd wants you to go for it on 4th down, you better listen.

Throwing on the one yard line instead of running it for starters

“I respect you and I want to fit in. I want to be one of the guys. Should I do it?”

After a penalty it put Buffalo in a third and schlong situation.

Cubs don’t score again and lose the Series at home, so begins the Curse of Murray

Haha Cubs aren’t winning this series

Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

Jay Cutler’s presence improving the watchability of football?

Right? All the people who were there now get to say ‘I watched the hurricane game.’ Which is a hell of a lot cooler than saying ‘I had tickets to the game that was cancelled by the hurricane.’

If you want to see the climax check out @jeff4160's Twitter likes.

oh god suddenly I want Trump to buy the Cleveland Browns SO BAD

As good as the Packers were today, the Jags hung with them. Everyone knows the Packers will be there at the end of the year, but who isn’t excited to watch what the Jags do? Either ascending into the stratosphere or crashing like United 93.

Just a few days ago the Mets fan in the office was mocking the Braves fan over the reports that they were going to sign Tebow.

He basically did roast her with this, because all she wants in this world is attention. And he refused to buy in. It’s absolutely glorious and I like him even more for this.

Someone: “You should spend more money so your product is better.”

Somewhere a small smile cracks across Ted Thompson’s face, and then quickly disappears as he returns to the grim task as sacrificing kitties to the gods in return for another Hall of Famer to be Aaron Rodgers successor.

This was an extremely productive twelve minutes:

I strongly suspect that if someone asks Odell Beckham about this, he is not going to have the slightest clue what they’re on about.

When I went to the AFC championship game in 2005 (steelers vs broncos), when the steelers won, Denver fans were so incredibly nice and gracious, saying things like “you guys deserved it” and “we’re glad it’s a team like the steelers”. It was unbelievable, especially after being in Cincinnati the week before, having…