Meh. Iowa’s was better. Go Hawks.

Girl assaulted in the boys locker room? What the fuck is she doing there?

Growing up I had to do farm work with my dad everyday. Now I run the farm.

By 14 years old, kids have heard the “F Bomb” a million times. Not a big deal.

If one of my friends said my kid was “annoying as shit” I’d say “Join the club.”

So women can murder the baby growing inside them, but men can’t choose to use a legal product that only hurts themselves. If I were a chewing ball player, I'd do it and try not to get caught. And I wouldn't pay the fines. I'd wipe my ass with the ticket and flush them down the toilet.

The Cardinal Way.

A connection between football and CTE? That would explain the Redskins new stadium with a moat.

Actually there were over 30,000 at the game, but just go ahead and believe whatever Deadspin tells you to believe.

Because the moron general manager bought in to the bullshit hype about him.

Manziel seems like a Bud Light drinker to me.

In loving memory of the Manziel years in Cleveland:

Anchor makes shit beer anyways so what would they know about it.

Let's get people fired for drinking raw milk! Differences in opinion will not be tolerated!!!

Get rejected? Why play a game for that? I did that in real life plenty of times.

Joss Whedon?

His real last name is Dick.

Thank-you. Otherwise you get Hayden Christiansen as Darth Vader, nuking the fridge, Sophia Coppola trying to act, all girl Ghostbusters, the Hobbit turned in to three overly long movies and so on. I love Galaxy Quest and I want to see more, but I’m happy there’s only one. Same with Office Space.

It’s the only thing he’s done that I really like.

Don’t forget that they made a video that makes women look like a bunch of dopes who have never talked with a man in their entire lives: