That's why The Empire Strikes Back is pretty much the best Star Wars movie. It's good and it's a not a rehash of the original movie. Every movie since then has either been bad (Prequels) or a rehash (ROTJ and TFA).

You mean Applebee's?

Yeah, the morons who made the trailer didn't even watch the original movie.

No, this looks terrible. Just as bad as Ghostbusters 2. They should have just made the original and quit there. This is just a fucking money grab because the first one was good and made money. All the smart original stuff is on tv now. Movies are mostly just reboots, sequels, prequels, based on a tv series, based on…

Yeah. Most of my crushes are on youporn.

When I played baseball, I thought about sex. Of course I was a high school kid so I thought about sex all the time.

So don’t watch it.

I’m in my late 30's and I spent my Friday night sleeping. I might watch Fuller House after my weed man hooks me up.

And the agent figured he can get his client a bettter deal next year, which is why the reported one year opt out was a sticking point.

If I was a major league general manager, I would be very wary about giving a player an “opt out”. Especially if I lost a first round draft pick in the process. Now then, if some average bullpen guy or some placeholder position player wanted an opt out after one year and he didn’t cost me a draft pick, I might be…

My mortgage in Iowa for a full house with a yard and a garage and another garage: $660 a month. Read it and weep NYC suckers.

Good move on the Orioles part. No sense in losing a draft pick if the player you’re signing can leave after one year with no guarantee that he’ll be worth a QO. I think with so much money on the line and with several players taking them this winter, teams might start to become hesitant about giving out QO’s...

He was right about the Cowgirls never winning another Super Bowl.

No. Pretty much every Yankees fan I’ve met has been fairly decent to me. Now Red Sox fans, that’s a different story.

1. No because I would hate if that happened to me.

My sister and her husband had a cat back in the day they couldn’t leave home alone for a weekend so she got lots of five hour car rides between where they lived and where I live. After fifteen minutes in the carrier, they would let her out and she would sit on the ledge next to the rear window and not move even if…

Fuck him for not playing good until he got to the Blue Jays. Fucker.

My unbiased opinion is that Chris Coghlan is a fucking piece of shit asshole scumbag. I hope he dies from cancer this year.

He can stay off our airline (Southwest) and keep flying the rich people airlines like Delta and United....

I cheated once. It felt good. She was already cheating on me so it made me feel better. I told the lying cheater and she got mad at me and dumped me.