This is boring news. But at least it’s sports related for a change.

We are all animals. Duh.

If th First Lady was a Republican: “Watch First Lady dubsmash while children die in Iraq.”

My grandparents had one of those phones until about 1995 or so. I had so much fun actually dialing the phone to call my parents to come get us.

Would love to see any of the Gawker “reporters” do any better.

Tom Brady is not happy....

Joe DiMaggio, one of the ten best players in baseball history didn't get in Baseball HOF on the first ballot. So I see this as no big deal.

ESPN Producer: He's good but not crazy enough...

Some real sports news here. Let me know when you have any real sports news.

Just tell the Super Bowl committee that if they want the wires down, they pay for it.

Exactly. Don't like it, move to a place that will never host the game.

Twitter is no fun for people who take themselves too seriously.

Just like my wife.

Men are just smart enough to realize that the only thing that happens in congress is bullshit. Silly women showing up for an irrelevant job...

I'm honestly thinking if I have sons some day to not even watch football in my house. I think I'd be happy with just baseball and basketball.

AIDS was created by the US Government in order to kill black Africans.

Still not as bad as most St. Louis Cardinals fans.

When you say it like that, if I were an NFL free agent, Miami Dolphins, here I come!

If you're a civilian out driving, you're subject to arrest? Go fuck yourself you government piece of shit asshole.

The lady who used to own my house told me her kids told her when they were young and the parents were gone, they would make huge snow piles under a second floor deck and jump off the deck with their sleds and go sliding down the back yard which is all hill. Both her and her husband were very angry when they found out.…