I feel the same way as a Pittsburgh Pirates fan.

I'm a seasonal employee. Firefly and BSG and MST3k are pretty much the best winter time viewing,

Dude has some really flabby muscles around the belly.

You should read my book which has tips on how to win the lottery.

Jim Ross wants to replace Tim Neverett as the Pittsburgh Pirates play-by-play guy. I would like to see that.

I go extra innings.

Plenty of Bears fans at the party I went to last night seemed happy. I'm a Steelers fan and I hate the Packers for beating the Steelers in the Super Bowl. So I was happy with it. Vikings fan I'm friends with on Facebook seemed to like it.

Best Fans in Baseball™ couldn’t be bothered to show up for 8 football games a year. They deserve to lose their team. I went to half empty Edward Jones Dome for games long before the team ever threatened to move. I’ve been to Blues games when half the arena is filled with Penguins or Blackhawks fans.

8 months. Not exactly a little while.

He's faking it.

If it was a woman coach with a black eye, you wouldn't be making jokes about it.

Nobody has any proof he did any of those things, so fuck off asshole.

Willie Stargell didn't use cocaine dumbass. That was Dave Parker, Dale Berra, Rod Scurry and John Milner.

Isn’t Arkansas and Texas A&M in the Southwest Conference?

I thought St. Louis had the best fans, I guess they can’t be bothered to show up for eight games of football a year...

Just send the bill to the IOC.

Fuck him, he choked in the playoffs for the Pirates. Not a hall of famer.

Yeah, a joke. There's only two of them and one of them is dead...

STEELERS NATION!!! FUCK YEAH!!!

The Rooneys haven't had to say that since 1968.