In light of the Kevin Smith story, I can imagine Donald Trump being a huge asshole to everyone who worked at a restaurant and giving a shitty tip.

He probably makes enough to afford a ticket for the Super Bowl...

The only cases I can think of where fans would make better GMs than the actual GMs are usually when there’s a total dumbfuck running the team, like when Dave Littlefield was destroying the Pittsburgh Pirates or when Matt Millen was destroying the Detriot Lions.

Wouldn't be a sports website if they didn't try to jam their political view points down your throat. That's what ESPN does, right?

I wish I could do that too. Being rich sounds really awesome.

Now that the Jeff Fisher era is done, the Titans are brining back the old Oiler tradition of hiring a new a head coach every two to four years.

And peopled bitched about the 2013 94-68 Pirates only making the playoffs because Bud Selig expanded the playoffs too much.

My cousin worked late and asked me how the game was going over text message. It was the 7th and I said “Looks like we should get together to watch game 6 Tuesday night.” I guess if the Royals can do it, maybe it isn’t too insane to think the Pittsburgh Pirates can do it too.

I wasn't even that disappointed. Especially since Giles was out and Bay was in three days later.

Good attitude. I’m glad most businesses I deal with day to day don’t tell me to fuck off when I provide some constructive criticism. You guys might need a new model, something like “Deadspin: Sports News and a bunch of non sports crap that if you don’t like, fuck off!”

In 2003 thee days before they traded him, Brian Giles of the Pirates threw a ball right at my cousin and I at a game in Milwaukee which my cousin caught. I was excited, I had a game used ball thrown to us by my favorite player and my cousin handed to a kid standing next to our seats.

Wishing someone gets gang-raped. How wonderfully humane and nonviolent you are.

This is not sports news, Deadspin. How about sticking to sports and not putting up political bullshit every other fucking article? At least the corporate whores at ESPN aren’t wasting my time with Jeb Bush articles. Every fucker running for president is basically going to do his best to fuck me over.

I said the same thing to my wife last night. Remember that in 1979, Chuck Tanner’s mother died the morning before game 5 of the World Series. He called his father and told him he would still manage that day and his father said his mother would want him to.

What is the Terminator? Nothing about that woman's dumbass answer?

My ex-harpy cheated on me, her fuck face lawyer tried to get the court to make me pay alimony when I was unemployed, I had to sell the house I bought before I met her and one of my cars (a 72 Mustang I restored in high school) in order to pay the lawyers. I had paid off my house and was completely debt free when we…

I would ask how much this table is worth for you? I think if you really want this table, you could pay $50...

If I had kids, I would do that to my ex too. She deserves it.

I bought my first one in November 2005 a few weeks after getting dumped by a girl. I was feeling miserable and I figured that getting some new toy would make me feel better for a while. It worked for about three or four days.

I've only changed iPads once. I bought one in early 2012 and then bought one that December and gave the used to my parents for Christmas (My parents don't use the iPad enough to justify getting them a brand new one). Both iPads are still like new...