Good attitude. I’m glad most businesses I deal with day to day don’t tell me to fuck off when I provide some constructive criticism. You guys might need a new model, something like “Deadspin: Sports News and a bunch of non sports crap that if you don’t like, fuck off!”

In 2003 thee days before they traded him, Brian Giles of the Pirates threw a ball right at my cousin and I at a game in Milwaukee which my cousin caught. I was excited, I had a game used ball thrown to us by my favorite player and my cousin handed to a kid standing next to our seats.

Wishing someone gets gang-raped. How wonderfully humane and nonviolent you are.

This is not sports news, Deadspin. How about sticking to sports and not putting up political bullshit every other fucking article? At least the corporate whores at ESPN aren’t wasting my time with Jeb Bush articles. Every fucker running for president is basically going to do his best to fuck me over.

I said the same thing to my wife last night. Remember that in 1979, Chuck Tanner’s mother died the morning before game 5 of the World Series. He called his father and told him he would still manage that day and his father said his mother would want him to.

What is the Terminator? Nothing about that woman's dumbass answer?

My ex-harpy cheated on me, her fuck face lawyer tried to get the court to make me pay alimony when I was unemployed, I had to sell the house I bought before I met her and one of my cars (a 72 Mustang I restored in high school) in order to pay the lawyers. I had paid off my house and was completely debt free when we…

I would ask how much this table is worth for you? I think if you really want this table, you could pay $50...

If I had kids, I would do that to my ex too. She deserves it.

I bought my first one in November 2005 a few weeks after getting dumped by a girl. I was feeling miserable and I figured that getting some new toy would make me feel better for a while. It worked for about three or four days.

I've only changed iPads once. I bought one in early 2012 and then bought one that December and gave the used to my parents for Christmas (My parents don't use the iPad enough to justify getting them a brand new one). Both iPads are still like new...

This article will probably be the dumbest thing I’ll read all day. Steve Bartman did not rob a home run. It was a foul ball and there was a good chance that Moises Alou couldn’t catch it if everyone in the area hadn’t tried to catch it. Unlike last night and the 96 ALCS, Bartman did not reach in to the field of play.…

Best article you’ve ever written. I hope it burns for a long time Cubs fans.

“So are we!” - Fan Duel and Draft Kings.

Oh sure. Saves his best playoff game until after he leaves the Pirates.

Deadspin “sports news without access favor or discretion” doesn't have time to report on actual sports. They gotta bitch about a rich guys water usage.

I bet it’s all his wife. My wife is absolutely obsessed about how our yard looks. My mom is obsessed how about their yard looks. My dad and I couldn’t give a shit if you paid us to. So when he gets the water bill, he probably just pays it and lets his wife continue to throw money and water away on pointless crap.

You're welcome Toronto. The Pirates should have shit canned that fool Neal Huntington for that trade alone. Speaking of the Pirates I see the Royals are in back to back ALCS. Big difference between Pirates fail too much. They can't win the division, they can't win Wild Card games. They can't win the NLDS the one time…

Pirates fan. I went to the division clincher between Chicago and Pittsburgh in 2003. Had tickets for the Saturday game and went to both games of the double header that Saturday. Wild card game last week made me appreciate the Bartman game even more. But most of my family are White Sox fans, dating back over 100 years.

That was my 31st birthday. Nothing could feel like shit on my birthday cake more than that game. But no tears for me, I saw them win it all twice already and as a Pirates fan I learned to appreciate winning since they had just lost 105 the year before. You wanna talk about tears, see the AFC Championship game against…